if god talked how people on facebook said he did


"I talked to god last night and he said subscribe or else???"
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in this video i put on an old blanket and said some pretty benign stuff that is sure to set my mom off tomorrow when she sees this and sends me a long, meandering facebook message about making fun of christians or whatever.
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok.
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.


  • Gus Johnson
    Gus JohnsonMánuði síðan

    Friends! Last night I spoke to God and he told me that you guys need to follow me on twitter "or else"???? Twitter: @Gusbuckets

  • God


    21 degi síðan síðan

    This is true.

  • _.


    23 dögum síðan


  • Tobias Barnes

    Tobias Barnes

    Mánuði síðan

    @Kinga Tobiás hahahahah you're a tobias too I see

  • Tobias Barnes

    Tobias Barnes

    Mánuði síðan

    @Kinga Tobiás hahahahah you're a tobias too I see

  • Kinga Tobiás

    Kinga Tobiás

    Mánuði síðan

    @Tobias Barnes t HD majd kg j dg g fű g fű h g HD i fd

  • BuckOff223
    BuckOff2233 dögum síðan

    D A M N I T L A W R E N C E

  • Satyam Kumar
    Satyam Kumar5 dögum síðan

    Needed 1 min to carefully read the caption

  • Karr Raak
    Karr Raak6 dögum síðan

    That escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

    GALAXY GAMING6 dögum síðan


  • Shark Pog

    Shark Pog

    Degi Síðan síðan

    Hail satan



    Degi Síðan síðan

    U better or your going hell

  • Omar Marino

    Omar Marino

    Degi Síðan síðan

    How bout no

  • ColeSMG
    ColeSMG6 dögum síðan

    Oh my god the ending 😐

  • Isaac Ross
    Isaac Ross8 dögum síðan

    As a Christian who has a baby that means the world to me. That’s last joke was dope af!!!

  • IM2OFU
    IM2OFU10 dögum síðan

    Damn! That last one tho

  • Dian Heffernan
    Dian Heffernan11 dögum síðan

    Depends on who or what is tampering with the subliminal mind fkg

  • All Dogs Are Good Bois
    All Dogs Are Good Bois13 dögum síðan

    Suddenly, I feel very threatened. - a person whose mom's name is Paula

  • Riskteven
    Riskteven15 dögum síðan

    Wig+Santa-beard=win! (The old Dumbphone also adds funny)

  • NoltheSol
    NoltheSol16 dögum síðan

    hahhaaha GUS PLAY ME IN DUCK GAME??????????????

  • NoltheSol
    NoltheSol16 dögum síðan

    hahhaaha GUS PLAY ME IN DUCK GAME??????????????

  • Hopeful Hyena
    Hopeful Hyena16 dögum síðan

    That last line is based.

  • Poofy 1932
    Poofy 193216 dögum síðan

    I was not expecting that ending.

  • The Asian Theory
    The Asian Theory17 dögum síðan

    Not my god, the only god I know has blonde hair and stands on the roof with a hose

  • Stephen Ritter
    Stephen Ritter20 dögum síðan

    The last one got me

  • WilliamRogers&TheExceptionalContent
    WilliamRogers&TheExceptionalContent20 dögum síðan

    That's definitely not How Jesus talks

  • God
    God21 degi síðan síðan

    Great job!

  • Dirty Heretic
    Dirty Heretic21 degi síðan síðan

    Hey, this is the resident heretic here and I can confirm this is how the christian god talks

  • Drumset
    Drumset21 degi síðan síðan

    Ohhh, you cheeky bastard, Gus ! That Jesus....Christ joke was Louie CK's and plus you're god not Jesus.

  • RagingMMOs
    RagingMMOs22 dögum síðan

    Any one else watching all of Gus’s videos just to hear the outro over and over?

  • Mitchel Reimer
    Mitchel Reimer22 dögum síðan

    Dont blaspheme

  • Newbier
    Newbier22 dögum síðan

    God can’t afford an IPhone?

  • Niko Manuelides
    Niko Manuelides23 dögum síðan

    the last line cracked me xD

  • kanał na youtube
    kanał na youtube23 dögum síðan


  • James Bogart
    James Bogart24 dögum síðan

    Fr my dad almost named be obadiah he said my nick name would have been obi. I'm so glad he named me james Lee bogart IV, that's way better.

  • Shailesh Rana
    Shailesh Rana24 dögum síðan

    "figured I'd kill your child" OMG I haven't laughed this hard in a while

  • Gustav
    Gustav24 dögum síðan

    nice phone gud

  • Moldy Carrot
    Moldy Carrot24 dögum síðan

    But where does his angels go off to?

  • Charlie Moreland
    Charlie Moreland25 dögum síðan

    We looking for a full back tat buddy?

  • Gustav
    Gustav25 dögum síðan

    Obadiah will never not be funny

  • vizthex
    vizthex26 dögum síðan

    damn, that last one got me lmao

  • Suli
    Suli27 dögum síðan

    I like how the title says god, but then he called himself Jesus

  • Filthy Casual
    Filthy Casual27 dögum síðan

    How did god how talk to Facebook how did he and hoW it do?

  • United kingdom
    United kingdom28 dögum síðan

    I don't have Facebook so this is all very obscure

  • NoKnowledge Needed
    NoKnowledge Needed28 dögum síðan

    OH! OH SHI..... "figured I'd kill your child".... HOLY FUCK DUDE

  • Quack
    Quack28 dögum síðan

    The “Yeah Jesus here, Yeah Christ” was just- I became a tea kettle with Dream.

  • Quack


    26 dögum síðan

    @M Green I-

  • M Green

    M Green

    26 dögum síðan


  • 100% Real Moore
    100% Real Moore29 dögum síðan

    Ikr! Crazy!

  • jbmp1390
    jbmp139029 dögum síðan

    "Jesus here...yeah Christ" such an underrated line

  • Squirrel Gray
    Squirrel Gray29 dögum síðan

    Ah that last joke... so good.

  • tist006
    tist006Mánuði síðan

    Name them Ezekiel or some shit lmao

  • JameZ
    JameZMánuði síðan


  • Gabriel Gonzalez
    Gabriel GonzalezMánuði síðan


  • Leftover Spaghetti In God's Shoelace
    Leftover Spaghetti In God's ShoelaceMánuði síðan

    "Hey Laura, there's this kid Zeke he goes by stonertits_74 on twitter. I've been trying to talk to him but *godly scoff* I just can't get his attention! Could you go remind him about me? Thanks hun."

  • Kelly DeMars
    Kelly DeMarsMánuði síðan

    Love God's cordless telephone!

  • LoL 881
    LoL 881Mánuði síðan

    “If you like Paul’s new post, I’ll make your mum live forever”

  • ꧁ Le Mysterious Pastel ꧂
    ꧁ Le Mysterious Pastel ꧂Mánuði síðan

    I had a stroke reading the title

  • Super Sweetheart
    Super SweetheartMánuði síðan

    The *truth* in this is what makes it sad and hilarious

  • Kros Gaming
    Kros GamingMánuði síðan

    Dang right jesus

  • Fay
    FayMánuði síðan

    Oohhhh that last one 👌👌👌

  • eioshen boboi
    eioshen boboiMánuði síðan

    "hey bro them doctors who went to school ain't do nothing to heal that cancer, that was all me baby" -Facebook God

  • John Doe
    John DoeMánuði síðan

    Has anyone noticed how if a comment even mentions God and it all goes to shat

  • Jake
    JakeMánuði síðan

    This is so right lol

  • Mason A
    Mason AMánuði síðan

    Hey Jesus here Ya Christ Just kills me😂😂

  • Virago ツ
    Virago ツMánuði síðan

    Your so close to 3M

  • eioshen boboi

    eioshen boboi

    Mánuði síðan

    Friends! Last night I spoke to God and he told me that you guys need to follow me on twitter "or else"???? Twitter: @Gusbuckets

  • Space Doge
    Space DogeMánuði síðan

    0:37 was incredibly funny hahaha ye aha christ yes

  • kolim jone
    kolim joneMánuði síðan

    The title: God speaks like people on Facebook says God on video: hey, Susan, Jesus here Me: wait a minute

  • Zeke Waters
    Zeke WatersMánuði síðan

    I'm offended

  • KayDubs
    KayDubsMánuði síðan

    Was not expecting that ending... 😂🤣

  • Tyler Morgan
    Tyler MorganMánuði síðan


  • Jake Pencil
    Jake PencilMánuði síðan

    When he looked left and right at the end I got flashbacks to ‘there’s an endangered species right there’.

  • R1CARD0 1017
    R1CARD0 1017Mánuði síðan

    Alt title god messing with people on Facebook

  • kolim jone

    kolim jone

    Mánuði síðan

    ?? But enjoying the video. ????

  • HansEinar Fuglum
    HansEinar FuglumMánuði síðan

    Actually, according to scripture, and common Christian cannon, people, and children don't turn into angels when they die. It is a common mistake, and every time someone comments on their grandmother's facebook obituary that heaven just got a new angel I always make sure to correct them. I wonder why people don't want to be my friend.

  • HansEinar Fuglum

    HansEinar Fuglum

    Mánuði síðan

    I definitely like this

  • Master's Sword
    Master's SwordMánuði síðan

    Sacrifice* for more garbage

  • Haunterboat
    HaunterboatMánuði síðan

    As a Christian myself I'm not even mad that is oddly accurate

  • Baran Işık
    Baran IşıkMánuði síðan


  • IdiosyncratiCm7
    IdiosyncratiCm7Mánuði síðan

    Americanization of Christianity KJV really kinda sus

  • ms42662
    ms42662Mánuði síðan

    That angel one made me laugh so suddenly that I had a 5min long coughing fit

  • MrProofMan
    MrProofManMánuði síðan

    You forgot that he’ll spare someone’s dog if they get one million page likes.

  • j carranz
    j carranzMánuði síðan

    Ok that last ones a bit harsh

  • bofooit gojo
    bofooit gojoMánuði síðan

    SO cute...I love it! Perfection!

  • Sam's Crib

    Sam's Crib

    Mánuði síðan

    Ok dude

  • Holly Rogers
    Holly RogersMánuði síðan


  • Cara Roots

    Cara Roots

    Mánuði síðan


  • MatthewPlays_YT
    MatthewPlays_YTMánuði síðan


  • Mooh
    MoohMánuði síðan


  • Anuhlog
    AnuhlogMánuði síðan


  • Cavin Lee
    Cavin LeeMánuði síðan

    Hey Ken how’s your private jet, you like it?

  • bofooit gojo

    bofooit gojo

    Mánuði síðan

    Friends! Last night I spoke to God and he told me that you guys need to follow me on twitter "or else"???? Twitter: @Gusbuckets

  • Blue Jay
    Blue JayMánuði síðan

    The funniest thing about this is the phone

  • niduoe stre
    niduoe streMánuði síðan

    “Running a bit light on angels up here, figured I’d kill your child”😝🤣

  • A Ghost.
    A Ghost.Mánuði síðan

    whats facebook?

  • Mr.JD2zn
    Mr.JD2znMánuði síðan

    My name is Jedidiah

  • niduoe stre

    niduoe stre

    Mánuði síðan

    thank you for this nice video ??. I like it.

  • Fuzzy Vides
    Fuzzy VidesMánuði síðan

    Best video yet 👌

  • ApolloThe HealingHunter
    ApolloThe HealingHunterMánuði síðan

    My mother's name is paula 👀

  • Lulin


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  • Plorx
    PlorxMánuði síðan

    I unsubscribed and then re-subscribed just to make sure I was in god's good books.

  • Bff_gamerz
    Bff_gamerzMánuði síðan


  • Andrew M
    Andrew MMánuði síðan

    Honestly though. Like, if he spoke to you why isn't your Facebook post in the Bible? He's already revealed himself my dude.

  • PigOlympus
    PigOlympusMánuði síðan

    cummy nuts

  • Dro The Dimwitt
    Dro The DimwittMánuði síðan

    The last one was fantastic

  • MonsterBxtch
    MonsterBxtchMánuði síðan

    Okay but I grew up Catholic and this is exactly how he talks in the First Testament.

  • Lucas Egeland

    Lucas Egeland

    Mánuði síðan

    I didn't realize they had Chevy Malibus in 2 ad

  • MonsterBxtch


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    Don’t get me wrong, I’m not still a Catholic 😬

  • Cameron Wright
    Cameron WrightMánuði síðan

    This is not even funny. You think that since you dont believe in it making fun of what we believe. I just want to warn you that Mocking God and his people has some serious consequences. For example, two children were making fun of a prophet and the prophet called on two mother bears to come and eat the children, they were all eaten and killed.

  • Lucas Egeland

    Lucas Egeland

    Mánuði síðan

    @Cameron Wright no i wont, sky daddy told me i was gonna live forever. You just have to believe ofherwise you will be sent to hell

  • Bagel


    Mánuði síðan

    @Cameron Wright my point still stands

  • Cameron Wright

    Cameron Wright

    Mánuði síðan

    @Lucas Egeland your going to spend eternity in hell if you dont repent and believe

  • Lucas Egeland

    Lucas Egeland

    Mánuði síðan

    @Cameron Wright i already have eternal life

  • Cameron Wright

    Cameron Wright

    Mánuði síðan

    @Bagel Im not catholic, im Reformed

  • blakekinseyfilms
    blakekinseyfilmsMánuði síðan

    Gus is the funniest man on this platform

  • Jacob Broome
    Jacob BroomeMánuði síðan

    0:24 i just got a cross tattoo on my thumb/wrist 3 days ago 😂

  • Morgan Germani
    Morgan GermaniMánuði síðan

    Was waiting for the moment he tells someone how graceful and forgiving he is and that they better share it with everyone on their FB or they’ll have bad luck for ten years.

  • J-エリコ
    J-エリコMánuði síðan

    dont be blasphemin' now

  • Ruby Cooper
    Ruby CooperMánuði síðan

    Why does god even need to test people if he knows everything, and therefore knows how people will respond under certain circumstances?

  • The Real Obama
    The Real ObamaMánuði síðan

    Yeah ... Christ

  • plainrock193
    plainrock193Mánuði síðan

    I can’t turn notifications on it’s says that ur content is made for kids like Tf no it aint

  • plainrock193


    Mánuði síðan

    @bilij pdan ok and like I don’t even give a shit

  • bilij pdan

    bilij pdan

    Mánuði síðan

    Horrific incident occurs Karen: "Time to update my FB with thoughts and prayers" God: "Bitch, it's Sunday gimme a break"

  • Zephyr's Requiem
    Zephyr's RequiemMánuði síðan

    Funny yet infuriating

  • bilij pdan

    bilij pdan

    Mánuði síðan

    when he makes fun of your name

  • Nikaluss
    NikalussMánuði síðan

    “Running a bit light on angels up here, figured I’d kill your child”😝🤣

  • heather martinez
    heather martinezMánuði síðan

    Gus Johnson is really funny he is the God of jokes